Tag: funny
group name: talknerdy
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October 06, 2009 02:04 PM EDT --
George's Relationship with God
George, who was 70-years-old, went for his annual physical. All of his test results came back normal. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. . . .
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July 07, 2008 06:25 PM EDT --
Ah, nothing like getting board and dying you hair....
Well I did today, or bleach more less. And boy did it turn out to be a site to be hold!
For the past two years, I have dyed my hair black. . . .
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December 11, 2008 11:58 PM EST --
Friday Giggles is an attempt to cast off the week doldrums and get into a happy mood for the weekend. (People who work weekends should read this during the week.)
When posted (may not be weekly . . .
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December 22, 2008 09:46 AM EST --
Twas the Night before (the night before) Christmas and all through the house
All the creatures were stirring, Hey, we've got six cats
My stockings were laying where I'd took them off
Later . . .
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June 28, 2008 09:50 AM EDT --
After the first trimester, a fetus has fingerprints. They will be unique only to him or her for their entire life. I researched this after it was mentioned in the movie "Juno"...its true. . . .
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September 14, 2008 09:11 AM EDT --
Dateline: 2027
Life in the Nursing home sure has changed a great deal since I first started writing this column, way back in aught six. For me, the most major change has been in the Nursing . . .
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June 07, 2008 08:55 AM EDT --
Last week I wrote a piece about some freaky facts about our bodies. Several people commented on that article, clammoring for more, so here ya go folks, more nifty facts about our amazing bodies:
Original . . .
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December 28, 2008 01:52 AM EST --
My wife and I are both over 30 - not by much - but still over 30. This weekend, we went to the mall to take back a few gifts that out well-intentioned friends and family should have known better to buy . . .
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June 22, 2008 05:50 PM EDT --
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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June 05, 2007 10:29 PM EDT --
Belinda lived in a little white house,
With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse,
And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon,
And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon.
Now the . . .
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May 30, 2008 10:12 AM EDT --
Patience is the key to solutions. Arab proverb
I truly believe in patience... but patience doesn't always mean sit back and wait to see what happens! Sometimes you need to take a stand . . .
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June 03, 2008 01:32 PM EDT --
Like many others today, I took the Gather Poll.
Now I would like to point out what might happen after a poll is taken or in this case what did.
The wording that you first voted . . .
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February 17, 2009 08:35 PM EST --
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Name things you keep in your junk drawer...
one per post - duplicates a-ok!
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July 27, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
Satan was complaining bitterly to God: "You made the world so that it was not fair."
And God said, "Yes."
"And you made it so that most people would have to struggle . . .
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June 30, 2008 10:16 AM EDT --
Subject: Is It NBA Or NFL?
No wonder our country is in a mess!
Is It NBA Or NFL?
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June 16, 2008 06:42 PM EDT --
Today I got invited to the BzzCampaign "The Word of Mouth Manual: Volume II." Now, I will admit, I'm only through the table of contents on this book, but I'm on vacation and I've . . .
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November 09, 2008 12:44 AM EST --
Just wondering.
Also, if you ARE on Slashdot, do you know who "clever nickname" is? He's a well-hated personality from a popular nerd TV show that is no longer filming, . . .
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October 17, 2008 03:22 PM EDT --
So I finally joined after hearing the great reviews of the site but now I have questions!
How do you earn points?
Are you only allowed 100 points a day?
How long does it take to earn a giftcard . . .
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December 09, 2008 12:43 PM EST --
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day . . .
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December 16, 2008 12:27 PM EST --
language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' . . .
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